whatafuckinfamilypicture:

I give up on anybody I like I am probably going to end up with some guy I don’t even like I just don’t want to be alone

johngreenismypatronus:

Sometimes John Green’s voice just feels like the most reassuring and comforting thing in the world. 

mycroft:

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

jimsturgess:

i want to eat everything

me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you

jimsturgess:

my obsession with john green is fairly creepy because he’s old enough to be my father

basically all my sentences start with one of these

• ok so
• basically
• omg
• no but seriously
• actually
• ok
• wow
• ok wow (or wow ok)
• wait
• but wait
• no wait
• guys
• oh wow
• so like

everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE

tobiasfunk:

quite possibly the best photoset ever created